Thursday, April 17, 2008

Planet X Here We Come

2008 - Major Planet X Announcement - to be published in the peer reviewed Journal of Astrophysics and Astronomy - Read All About It - and remember, we already pegged this over a year ago. :)

Planet X

On a personal note, Hiya peeps!

And a big fuzzy wazzup to all our new found parishioners! I've spent the last hour going over some of the thousands (and thousands ---- and more thousands even), emails you all have sent the last couple months.

I am overwhelmed and humbled by your warm and supportive comments. Wow, what a groovy bunch of wacky thinkin' bipedal primates we are, huh? Connecting like this, all snugly like... thinking with a critical tint, no agenda other then saving and uniting our funked out and somewhat misguided species. I can deal with that.


Anydamnhow, I've done ZERO web marketing, nadda - just linked to a couple dozen of our other sites and low and behold, Shazaaam! The Church has taken on a life of its own! Over 150k unique hits monthly and growing two fold weekly! AND - over a quarter million now in our email list?


Yikes! Where did all you people come from? What am I suppose to say to all you folks? I'm just a ghost, a fleeting facade, pure and legendary in my own mind... I didn't think this concept would actually take off like a heat seeking missile of thought process conformity yadda yadda...


Sheesh, I've been really busy, ya dig? bla bla bla - thus our little Church blog wanders haphazardly through uncertain shards of ye' ole blogosphere suffering from serious data input neglect - a bad blog Poobah, so I am - BUT - That's all gonna change -


I'm going to do my very best to post at least three times a week so I can walk and talk like a regular bloody boomin' blogga, bruddah! Can I hava justa one -- Hallelujah!


Oh, I can feel it. **smirk** This of course will allow me the opportunity to communicate with my new found fellow Church Chums... That's the underlying vibe of your email's - Who am I really, how/why do I know certain things others might deem extraordinary, how did I arrive at various mathematical equations and when, bla yadda bla bla... To those type of inquiries I would say only this:


"DONT BELIEVE ANY OF IT! IT'S ALL BULLSHIT!"


and you really need to take our brief tutorial:


http://www.churchofcriticalthinking.org/critical_thought.html


Everything within this site (as far as you know) is for your entertainment purposes only.


http://www.churchofcriticalthinking.org/playtime.html <- see- we actually have games.


If the subject matter interests you, do some research, multiple sources kinna junk. Academia is your friend. Science is your biaach baybee, yah. Speak of it with others, it might just surprise you. Maybe freak you out a little - that's a good thing. Form your own conclusions based upon your interpretation. You'll be a better homo sapien space cadet cuzofit.


I'll only send a mass email under urgent church type congregation duress - (cuz I hate dem thar spammy thangs lik dat)


The way it's going - we should be a million strong by years end - that's freaking crazy! It does however, tell me that this project was not in vain, and that folks are actually really craving this sort of information.


The kinna stuff that makes sense and actually matters, ya know, like our survival as a species on this planet kinna junk. I'll also be researching and updating our news link:


http://www.churchofcriticalthinking.org/news/news.html


with relevant info as it becomes pertinent ---


Let's do this thing! Until next time my awesome churchcrit chums, remember to chant and spread to thy neighbor our Holy Creed, Scriptures, Gospel and Divine Doctrine:


"Kindness"


Yours Ever Devotionally,


Grand Whimsical Wizard PooBah